- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

YOLO You only like Oreos

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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