- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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