- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Whats red and dirty? Her period

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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