- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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