- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Politics

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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