My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

An Artic Storm.

The NBA and womens sports

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Homonyms should be band.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Wigan.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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