Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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whats white and sticky glue

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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refridgrator

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Where do you live? In a house

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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brittney griner

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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