- Anti Joke

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Nice belt.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?