How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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