I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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