- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

what's worst than being gay? being black

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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