Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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poop nuff said

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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