What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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How come grilled cheese?

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

So does Blake

Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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