- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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