what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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bacon

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Black Friday

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