- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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