Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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