- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Sarah Palin

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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