Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Anti Joke

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