- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

squash squash who squash my ass

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Sammi suck kyles chode

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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