A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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That's what SHE said!

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Tunechi

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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