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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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