- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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