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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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