How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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