my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

69- by Adam Chebali

balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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