Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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