A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

You know whats better than 24? 25

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...