- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Cancer.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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