Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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