I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

That's what SHE said!

Tunechi

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Hi

cancer

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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