It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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