why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Anti Joke

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