how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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How come grilled cheese?

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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John Stamos.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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