What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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