what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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I'm hungry.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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