- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a vagina

God. God.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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