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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

whats 69+2? 71

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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