What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

whats 69+2? 71

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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