What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A women's opinion.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Anti Joke

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