A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

So one time there was this woman learning...

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Hey, Max!!

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Guess what? Bananas

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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