Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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A women's opinion.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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