- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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