What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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