- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What can fly? Lots of things

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

A black man has a job.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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