- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

This is a joke. Laugh!

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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