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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

Obamacare

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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