- Anti Joke

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

i like it in the mouth

Nice belt.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke