What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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