- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

children burning

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What's clear and wet? water

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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