- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

homosexuals are gay

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