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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What color is red paint? Red

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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