What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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