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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Sarah Palin

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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