When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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