Wright flyer

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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God

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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all hail based mark

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Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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