Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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hey, my names mark.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Homonyms should be band.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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