What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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