Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Dislike this.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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