HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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