Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Hi what I lug you

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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