What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

knock knock who's there? hope

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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