- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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