What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

look under under where under under where. under the couch

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

The EPA.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Anti Joke

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