- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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